Lucifer: *stares down at myself with a totally lost expression* Well, fuck.
Alec: *pushes up from my belly, looks at you* what?
Lucifer: *looks down at my naked body, then eyes you* I have no fucking clothes, other than the ones I was wearing yesterday. They're dirty. *frowns*
Alec: *slow blink, looks at you* well I've a robe in the bathroom and my clothes would fit you fine. At least long enough to go shopping if you'd like
Lucifer: *crosses my arms, glares a bit* I can't wear your clothes! They're... they're.. normal looking. And white. *shudders*
Alec: *chuckles* I have some black clothes if you'd prefer. *shakes head* you're welcome to remain naked
Lucifer: *glares even more, in a way that'd make you burst into flames if I was my normal self* They're still normal clothes.
Alec: *sighs* you never looked like you were wearing special clothes
Lucifer: *mutters something about bloody ordinary mortal clothes with no style, kicks the bed*
Alec: *smiles a bit* I take it you're feeling better today?
Lucifer: Don't make me spank you. *starts pacing the room* You know damn well I'm not feeling any better. I was hoping it was a nightmare.
Alec: I meant the cold you were getting yesterday *settles self up on one elbow, watching you*
Lucifer: *looks totally horrified, looks around as if I could see the germs* Now I feel like I have a target painted on my forehead... and stop looking so damn edible! *snaps at you*
Alec: *smile widens* you might just. I think you should get back in bed so I can keep you warm *leers*
Lucifer: You know, I'm in the middle of a crisis and you're thinking about sex. Don't you ever think about anything else? *crawls back into bed*
Alec: With you around? It's hard to pay attention to anything else
Lucifer: I'm mortal and I'm probably going to catch a pneumonia and die. *sulks as I wrap myself around you*
Alec: *pushes arms around you, holding you close to me* not if I can help it you wont
Lucifer: Then I'll get run over by a car. *buries my face against your neck*
Alec: *rubs my hand up and down your back, the other sliding through your hair* not if I can help it
Lucifer: You're being awfully nice. *refuses to let go of you*
Alec: *smiles, holds you to me* I feel a little responsible for egging you on to go after that winged freak.
Lucifer: He's fucking responsible for dying, believe me. *snorts*
Alec: *hugs you* well I'm sorry anyway
Lucifer: *groans* I give you one week to get fed up with me.
Alec: *smiles* wont happen.
Lucifer: *pinches the nearest sensitive bit* Sure it will. I can't entertain you anymore.
Alec: *squirms* what do you think you're doing now?
Lucifer: Bitching? *licks your neck*
Alec: *groans* and licking me
Lucifer: Well, you taste good. *keeps licking*
Alec: *smiles* well its good you're getting something you like still
Lucifer: *stops licking to stare you* Please don't tell me the sex won't be as good. I'll go throw myself down the nearest bridge right now.
Alec: *slow smirk* I dont see why the sex could be any different. I wasnt using any magic powers
Lucifer: I was talking about me. I'm a selfish bastard, remember? *sniffs indignantly*
Alec: yes, but what you were feeling was what I was giving, if that makes sense
Lucifer: *sighs then kisses your neck* Alright, I'm tired of being human already.
Alec: *chuckles* told you I'll take care of you
Lucifer: Nobody ever had to take care of me. *grumbles*
Alec: *smiles, rolls you over onto your back, leans to kiss you* wont be forever
Lucifer: Oh right. I'll just build an orphanage, turn to the side of good and everything will be fine. *snorts*
Alec: *chuckles* dont hurt yourself trying to go all good at once
Lucifer: Bah, the universe as we know it will implode if I turn to the side of good. *idly runs my hands over your back*
Alec: *laughs* probably
Lucifer: Are you going to fuck me anytime soon? *pointed look*
Alec: *works your legs open, sliding myself between them*
Lucifer: It was about time. *looks quietly amused*
Alec: *wide grin, pressing my cock against your hole* all you had to do was ask
Lucifer: That'd be too easy. *shifts restlessly under you*
Alec: *chuckles, pushes myself slowly forward, inching my way inside you* oh yeah?
Lucifer: Hmhm. *hisses softly, stills myself under you*
Alec: *I slow down, slide in slowly, leaning to kiss you*
Lucifer: *moans a little and kisses you back, practically clings to you*
Alec: *hands hold you tightly, sinks in deeply, moaning*
Lucifer: *hungrily ravishes your mouth, makes a needy noise and arches back against you*
Alec: *drives myself in you harder and faster*
Lucifer: *lets myself fall back against the mattress, has a bit of a blissful expression*
Alec: *moans louder still, mouth moving to your throat, biting at your skin, rolling my hips to grind inside you, searching for your prostate*
Lucifer: *cries out and grabs your ass, tries to urge you on, yells when you manage to find it and I contract around you in reaction*
Alec: *groans as you do that, begins to grind into you again*
Lucifer: *surges up and captures your mouth with mine again, sucks on your lower lip, makes deep scratches all over your back*
Alec: *moans deeply against your mouth, body arching up and driving down to take you hard and fast, trying to ignore all the scratching you're doing*
Lucifer: *writhes under you, still doing bad things to your back without realizing it, makes little noises of pleasure*
Alec: *continues my onslaught, gritting my teeth as you really begin to hurt my back good*
Lucifer: *lets go of your poor abused back to wrap one of my hand around my own cock, closes my eyes with a look of ecstasy on my face, having momentarily forgotten about the whole mortal thingie*
Alec: *feels relieved now that you're not shredding the hell out of my back. I get up on my knees, holding your legs up some, driving into you hard and fast*
Lucifer: *moans and stares up at you suddenly, slowly licks my lips, tries to drive myself back against you*
Alec: *growls as you do that, grinds myself down along your prostate hard and fast, hands gripping your hips hard*
Lucifer: *grins a little at the growl, amused that you're looking so fierce suddenly, tightens around you on purpose just to draw more noises out of you*
Alec: *hisses loudly, then growls as I begin to really pound you*
Lucifer: *still has a bit of a mocking smile on my lips as I push back against you, holding you tightly again, suddenly surges up to bite your shoulder as you threaten to send me over the edge*
Alec: *throws head back, screaming as you do that*
Lucifer: *finally lets go when you scream, finding it strangely comforting, makes a strangled noise when I come all over my own hand*
Alec: *growls loudly, pounds into you repeatedly, determined to drive you nuts after cumming*
Lucifer: Fuck, enough! *tries to get away, though it's not very convincing*
Alec: *grips you tightly pumps in a few more times, gritting my teeth*
Lucifer: *struggles against you, unused to anyone being able to pin me down, bites you again*
Alec: *yelps again, jerks hard against you, then cums hard*
Lucifer: *lazily licks the bite, practically purring*
Alec: *drops down on you panting hard, feeling the throb and burn on my back*
Lucifer: *pats your back, having no clue that you're hurting* Love this.
Alec: *hisses as you do that, wondering if I'm bleeding all over the place*
Lucifer: What? *idly pokes you* Something wrong?
Alec: *groans a bit* you tore up my back
Lucifer: Oh, please... I wasn't even trying. *sniffs a bit indignantly*
Alec: *slow blink, still feeling the burn* well it hurts
Lucifer: *frowns a bit, remembers I can't do anything about it* Well, fuck. *sighs*
Alec: *shrugs* I'll live *grins at you* got a bit overzealous didn't you?
Lucifer: *eyes you* I wonder why, really. I do.
Alec: *snickers* well, did you make it bleed?
Lucifer: *contemplates my fingernails, then sucks on them* Yes.
Alec: *blinks, tries to turn my head to see*
Lucifer: The blood looks really nice on you. Really. *grins*
Alec: *blinks, looks back at you* well the welts burn like hell *eyes you* no pun intended
Lucifer: *chuckles and lazily stretches under you* Should I lick them and make it better?
Alec: *slow smile* I think that'd feel good
Lucifer: That'd involve you moving. *still looks perfectly relaxed*
Alec: *is too comfortable* it can wait
Lucifer: Hedonist. *smirks*
Alec: *grins* well I'm laying on sin itself
Lucifer: *stares at you for a few shocked seconds, then starts laughing my ass off*
Alec: *wide grin, thinks its good you're laughing again*
Lucifer: I think I'll keep you. *finally starts to recover from my laughing fit, pokes you*
Alec: *chuckles, wiggles on you* so no signs of a cold today?
Lucifer: I wouldn't know. *eyes you* How is that even supposed to feel?
Alec: well you get achy in your body, maybe some fever, runny nose, sneezes
Lucifer: *looks a bit worried, looks down at myself as if something bad was about to jump me* I feel a bit achy, now that you mention it...
Alec: well, I can get you some ibuprophen. We can take a nice long, hot bath
Lucifer: *groans* Fuck. First he blowdries my hair. Now I have to take medication. This sucks.
Alec: *smiles, kisses you again* its not forever
Lucifer: No, just a few centuries. *looks utterly depressed* Fucking woman. I just killed him a bit, it's not like he won't come back.
Alec: *chuckles* well when she took his powers away, he was back with them in a week
Lucifer: She doesn't like me. She likes that thing, for some reason.
Alec: *shakes head* I think she has it out for everyone. Must be repressed or something
Lucifer: She needs to get laid. *grumbles*
Alec: Probably. I have never seen her with anyone. She talks to Yorgi a lot but they've never touched each other. I asked
Lucifer: You need a hobby if you took some interest in her sex life. *tsks at you*
Alec: I asked Yorgi is he was crazy enough to fuck her
Lucifer: I bet her cunt has teeth. *snorts*
Alec: *laughs madly*
Lucifer: *pets your back, looks a bit pleased* What did he say?
Alec: He said he's crazy, but not that far gone
Lucifer: *looks amused* Does he still have that damn dragon?
Alec: *laughs* yes, he does
Lucifer: *snorts* Insane, the lot of you.
Alec: *grins* yeah well, takes one to know one
Lucifer: I'm perfectly sane. I just happen to be the devil. *sighs* Used to be the devil.
Alec: *kisses you* still are
Lucifer: Oh, right. I'm a figment of somebody's imagination and NOW I'm fucking mortal. *waves my hands around with a disgusted expression*
Alec: Well you're still sexy as fuck. Thats something
Lucifer: Thank you so much. I feel so very comforted right now. *pinches your ass*
Alec: *laughs, wiggles on you* you should. Not everyone is so lucky
Lucifer: *bites my lips when you start wiggling, pinches harder* Do you have to be so distracting?
Alec: *wriggles more* s'my job isnt it?
Lucifer: You have a job? *looks shocked*
Alec: Yeah, pleasuring you
Lucifer: *stares at you in stunned silence*
Alec: *slow smile* what?
Lucifer: *blinks, stares at you some more*
Alec: *still smiling, waits for you to say something*
Lucifer: I think this mortal thing is starting to get to me... I'm having hallucinations.
Alec: hallucinations about what?
Lucifer: *waves at you as if it explained everything*
Alec: *slow blink* I'm not a hallucination
Lucifer: You're being... nice. *looks like it's a totaly foreign word to me*
Alec: *stares* well yeah
Lucifer: It's... *was about to say unnerving, thinks better of it*... new.
Alec: *slow smile* everything we've done together is new to me
Lucifer: What, the sex? *grins*
Alec: most of what we've done there yes
Lucifer: Oh, please, you're far too good at this. I bet you had dozen of lovers.
Alec: I've been with men here and there but never more than once
Lucifer: Hmm... it sounds familar. *absently kisses the palm of your hand*
Alec: *smiles and nods* never had the time of day for them after sex either
Lucifer: I usually make people babble in fear. *licks your life line*
Alec: *small moan, shifts against you* really?
Lucifer: *flashes you a grin* Of course, I'm evil. *slowly sucks one of your finger in my mouth*
Alec: *moans as you do that* well I know that
Lucifer: It tends to scare people. Or make them worship at my feet. *lets go of that finger, starts sucking on another*
Alec: *groans, begins to writhe more*
Lucifer: *lets go of your finger with a popping noise* Did you say something about washing my back while taking a bath? *looks hopeful*
Alec: I didn't say that, but I'd be more than happy to do it
Lucifer: We're getting too domestic. *groans*
Alec: *kisses the side of your neck* we can go kill something else if you want. It's not as if either of us has anything left to lose
Lucifer: *visibly perks up* Who do you want to kill?
Alec: I don't know. I'm sure we can find someone that annoys us both. Place is crawling with them
Lucifer: I really hate Boromir. *thoughtful voice*
Alec: *blinks, stares* he's one of Sean's
Lucifer: Does it bother you, to kill someone who very vaguely looks at you? You're much prettier.
Alec: it's just an odd notion really. I guess we can give it a go *makes no move to get up*
Lucifer: *raises an eyebrow* We can kill someone who looks like me, if you prefer.
Alec: *shakes head no* all of Viggo's character's are pretty. You're the best though because you're smoldering sex too
Lucifer: *throws my head back and starts laughing* Alright, who would you kill then?
Alec: well boromir will do for a start. Then perhaps *ponders* we can get after that annoying Deputy Henley?
Lucifer: I haven't met him. *stretches under you* We can torture him before he goes.
Alec: *wide grin* brilliant. Lets do them both
Lucifer: Of course, I can't do anything creative anymore, but I suppose old fashion ways will do. *sighs*
Alec: *smiles* well anything you do now is almost more creative since its a learning experience
Lucifer: You're beautiful when you're being evil. *kisses your shoulder*
Alec: *slow smile* you always are. I suppose it comes with being evil incarnate
Lucifer: No, it just comes with being the favorite angel. It was none of my doing. *grins*
Alec: well I'd thank God in person if I could. We both know that will never happen though *snickers*
Lucifer: *raises an eyebrow* He might be a bit surprised.
Alec: *chuckles* no one would suspect either of us would have anything to do with someone else
Lucifer: *shrugs a bit* I can see you with someone else easily. You're pretty.
Alec: *shakes head no* no one else thinks so
Lucifer: *rolls my eyes* I say you're pretty, therefore it is so.
Alec: *laughs* well okay then
Lucifer: *pats your ass possessively* All mine.
Alec: *chuckles, shifts against you* well yeah. I AM your boyfriend
Lucifer: I thought you were going to throw me out. *sighs*
Lucifer: *stares at you with a strange expression on my face, looks almost vulnerable for a fraction of a second, then shakes my head as if it wasn't important after all*
Alec: *kisses you again, snuggles against you*
Lucifer: Do you know how annoying it is not to be able to read your mind? *practically whispering*
Alec: I can never read yours. What do you want to know?
Lucifer: You'd go mad if you read my mind. *ignores the question*
Alec: I dont think I would. What do you want to know *pesters*
Lucifer: Sure you would. You wouldn't last in hell 30 seconds either. *watches you, then sighs and buries my face against your neck*
Alec: *chuckles* bet I would. Its not as if I'd have any choice, in any regard
Lucifer: You're not going there. *muffled voice*
Alec: *rubs hands on your back* neither of us are. We're stuck here
Lucifer: You don't have to sound so disappointed, you know.
Alec: Well if I have to be stuck here, now that I have you here too, I don't mind a bit
Lucifer: You're being romantic. Don't think I weakened so much that I can't tell.
Alec: *lifts head to look at you* am I? I thought I was just being practical
Lucifer: *wrinkles my nose a bit* Romantic.
Alec: *blink blink blink* if you say so
Lucifer: Don't worry, I don't mind too much. *pats your head*
Alec: *blinks again* mind?
Lucifer: *kisses you hard to distract you* Nothing. *smiles*
Alec: you want me to be romantic?
Lucifer: *gives you a look* I'm the devil.
Lucifer: I'd probably spontaneously burst into flames if you were romantic.
Alec: really? *terribly curious*
Lucifer: *isn't so sure that I like the expression on your face right now* I didn't know you wanted me to burst into flames.
Alec: I dont, but I dont think you will
Lucifer: Yes I would. *crosses my arms as best as I can with you leaning across my chest*
Alec: *slow smile* you're sexy when you're frustrated
Lucifer: *glares* You're just lucky I won't strangle you.
Alec: *eyes widen* you wouldnt do that to me
Lucifer: *glares a bit longer, then finally sighs in defeat* Probably not.
Alec: *wide grin, pats you* You'll get better soon
Lucifer: *ponders biting you since I don't appreciate being patted* You're such a source of blind optimism, it's heart warming, really.
Alec: *snickers* and you're the voice of doom
Lucifer: I'm the voice of evil, there's a slight difference. *practically sulks at you*
Alec: voice of evil yes, but you're speaking like personal doom really. It probably wont be more than a week
Lucifer: *stares at you* Oh, right. I'm sure she'll just nicely give me my powers back after a week. Riight. Pigs will fly too.
Alec: *laughs* see? doom!
Lucifer: *growls then pinches your nipple hard* Don't laugh at me or I'll find a way to hurt you anyway.
Alec: I'm not laughing at you *smiles, wiggles against you*
Lucifer: Sex won't distract me either. *is lying, because I'm already getting very distracted*
Alec: *slides my hand down the side of your body* oh really? I thought you wanted a distraction?
Lucifer: *mutters something that sounds like a curse in another language under my breath* You're just too pretty for you own good.
Alec: *blinks a few times* I'm not
Lucifer: *shakes my head, rolls around to trap you under me* You are. *grins*
Alec: *rolls eyes* in your opinion
Lucifer: My opinion is much superior to anybody else.
Alec: *snickers* of course it is
Lucifer: Of course it is. *looks slightly amused, licks your lips*
Alec: *licks over my lips after you do, wiggles under you*
Lucifer: *hums with interest and slides down a little to tease your nipple with my tongue*
Alec: *small moan, shifting under you again, fingers burying themselves in your long hair*
Lucifer: Admit that you're pretty. *chuckles and nips at your skin playfully*
Alec: I'm pretty to you *groans, wiggles more*
Lucifer: Not exactly what I had in mind. *bites your nipple hard*
Alec: *yelps, back arching* Lucifer!
Lucifer: Yes? *grins and soothingly licks your abused skin*
Alec: *groans* you bite hard
Lucifer: You're being stubborn. *says that like I'm always perfectly reasonable myself*
Alec: *laughs* so're you
Lucifer: That's because I'm always right. *gives one last kiss to your abused nipple, then pulls myself back up, rubbing my body against yours*
Alec: *moans, hands sliding down your back, squeezing your ass* sure you are
Lucifer: *laughs* If you really believe that I'll have to hurt you. *kisses you deeply as I keep rubbing myself against you*
Alec: *moans against your lips, hands still massaging your ass now, unable to talk back any longer*
Lucifer: *fucks your mouth with my tongue, runs possessive hands all over your body, loves how fucking eager you are*
Alec: *sucks on it, fingers siding down the crack of your ass as I push my hips up, causing our cocks to grind against each other, moans*
Lucifer: *moans too, nudges your legs apart almost roughly, bites your lips as I press myself against you*
Alec: *spreads my legs for you eagerly, wrapping the around you*
Lucifer: You are pretty. *presses my lips against your ear and whispers this, driving myself inside you at the same time, moaning when you feel so tight around me*
Alec: *pressing head back, gasping loudly when you drive up inside me* you are *bites your black bottom lip*
Lucifer: No, not me. I'm wickedly beautiful. *gasps a little when you go after my lip, twists one of your nipple painfully, stilling myself for a moment*
Alec: *yelps when you do that, head pushing back again, growls out* yesssss, you are *agreeing, squeezing my ass tightly around your cock*
Lucifer: *gasps loudly, squeezes my eyes shut for a second* So glad you agree with me... *grabs your hips and slams inside you*
Alec: *screams when you do that, arms flinging outward*
Lucifer: *grins because I love to hear you scream* Too rough? *smirks and does it again*
Alec: *not one to disappoint, screams again, clamped around you, entire body tense*
Lucifer: *reaches to slowly stroke your cock, still fucking you, really loving how tight you feel around me*
Alec: *moans loudly when you start to jerk me, body relaxing a bit again, rolling my hips up, pushing my cock into your hand*
Lucifer: There, isn't that better? *nips on your neck as I keep stroking you, slowing down a little because I'm just way too damn nice when it comes to you*
Alec: *groans, continues pushing into your hands, hips pushing up to take you deeper* always so fucking good
Lucifer: Of course I am. *grins even more widely when you act like a little whore, bites your neck to give you a mark, intent on proving to myself that I'm not really that powerless*
Alec: *hisses when you bite me hard, nails scratching down your back*
Lucifer: Don't make me bleed. *licks the bite, hoarse voice as I keep fucking you*
Alec: *groans, still pushing up for you* my back is shredded *scratches you again*
Lucifer: I can't.. heal anymore. *gasps, leaning into the pain against my own will*
Alec: You will heal naturally *grinding myself up harder, squeezing you again*
Lucifer: That doesn't count! *tries to glare, really tries, but then I throw my head back, moaning, holding your hips tightly enough to leave bruises as I fuck you desperately*
Alec: *grunts as you grip me harder, moans out* does too *kisses you hard*
Lucifer: *moans against your mouth, kisses you back just as hard, almost as if I was trying to eat you alive, angles myself to hit your prostate as I grip your cock almost too tightly*
Alec: *yelps into your mouth, body tense and arching hard again, lifting you off the bed*
Lucifer: *eyes widening at your reaction, then chuckles breathlessly as I hang on to you*
Alec: *drops down, panting, clawing at you again* close, fuck, CLOSE
Lucifer: *softens my kiss, almost kissing you tenderly as I keep working your hard cock, moaning when I feel you already leaking, still using you as hard as I can*
Alec: *kisses, relaxing just one moment, then suddenly going all tense again, yelling against your lips, cumming violently*
Lucifer: *closes my eyes as I feel your muscles going wild around me, throws my head back as I ride you, absently rubbing your seed against your skin*
Alec: *Is thrashing under you now, body far too sensitive to take more, and yet you keep going*
Lucifer: *smiles softly, rather enjoying you struggling under me, watches you as you try to get away* Mine. *breathes hard as I fight my own body not to come so fast*
Alec: *groans under you, squeezes really hard, wanting you to cum now*
Lucifer: Bastard... *hisses softly, my body abruptly betraying me as I come hard in you, freezing over you*
Alec: *moans loudly, arms and legs clinging to you tightly*
Lucifer: *finally lets myself relax on top of you, going boneless* Fuck.
Lucifer: Fuck. *kisses your neck, unable to say anything else*
Alec: *still panting, pats your ass* too good
Lucifer: Hmhm. *mumbles my assent, tries to paste myself to you*
Alec: *clings, quells a sudden urge to tell you I love you, blinks*
Lucifer: *can't read your mind anymore or would certainly be slightly weirded out, clings back*
Alec: *still panting, feels like a limp noodle*
Lucifer: You feel so good. *whispers this against your skin*
Alec: *sighs, cuddling you against me* so do you
Lucifer: *shakes my head a bit but doesn't argue too much with you*
Alec: *kisses the side of your neck*
Lucifer: Love you... *says that so low that you probably can't hear me*
Alec: *does hear you, eyes open, mouth opens, then closes. Well fuck, how weird is that?*